Broke But Ballin: A Guide to Spring Break Bliss on a Budget

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    Alas, the time is upon us, spring break. The age-old college tradition: booking a getaway with 20 of your “closest friends,” basking in the Florida sun, embracing that golden glow and achieving peak happiness with a generous helping of intoxication. What could be better? Since a lot of us are broke college students I thought I would share some tips on how to enjoy your spring break without having to break your bank account.  

  1. Just Stay Home. 


    Yeah, I said it. The easiest way to save yourself money is to just stay home. No airport drama, no overpriced food, none of it. 


    I’ve decided I’m starting a new list now: Staycation Shenanigans: Mastering a Hilariously Unadventurous Spring Break! So here are some tips for the college student who’s too broke to go on spring break and will instead be enjoying the company of their family for the next week. Just because you’re stuck at home doesn’t mean life has to suck! 


  1. Master the Art of Horizontal Mattress Meditation


    -A.k.a. take a nap! Your childhood bed has missed you, give it the attention it deserves. No longer are you forced to sleep on a hard, squeaky twin mattress that has an uncomfortable amount of stains on it. Take this time to fix your sleep schedule, take a minute for yourself, or many minutes. 


  1. Level Up: Dine at the Parental Bistro


    While we will all miss the delicious meals served to us by the staff at McIntosh, a new, dare I say better, dining service will become available. Parental Bistro is a family-owned and operated establishment that is famous for its nostalgic recipes served with a side of “I told you so” that will make you feel like the favorite customer every time. While it may not be beachside, rest assured it will be crafted with an extra serving of love that you won’t find anywhere else. 


  1. Laundry at Casa Parental


    There is nothing better than doing your laundry at home in your own washing machine. No more spilled detergent, weird hair clumps stuck to your socks, uncleaned lint traps or needing a key just to get in. Impress your family with your newfound laundry skills while using the detergent that's at home because why would you buy stuff if there’s already some there? Bonus points if you can get your mom to do your laundry for you. 


  1. Netflix Binge Olympics


    Turn binge-watching into a competitive sport. Challenge your siblings to a Netflix Olympic Games. Watch anything and everything from movies to TV shows, maybe even throw in a documentary, I don't know. Make sure the games are complete with commentary, photo documentation and of course a gold medal ceremony. Only real athletes train by turning into couch potatoes. 



    While you’re at home watching everyone’s Instagram stories from Florida, remember the key to a successful spring break is creating unforgettable, laughter-filled memories, it doesn’t matter who they’re with. So broke college student, get home in one piece and savor the week because as soon as we get back, it’s a downhill journey.


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