Please Don't Show This To My Therapist

          Well, it came and it went. Spring break 2024, you were one for the history books, I’ll tell you that. Last week, I wrote about all the things you could do on spring break if you were staying home and having a chill, unadventurous week. And while I planned for a break that left me border than a housewife on Bravo, that didn’t end up being the case. Let me run you through just some of the things that occurred last week during “Staycation 2024.”  “Let’s start at the very beginning, a very good place to start.” Baroness Maria von Trapp was right; the beginning is a great place to start, except when it's the start of chaos. For my American Christianity class, I have to sit in on a different religion than the one that I practice and write a paper about it. This isn't a problem except that I have a hard time waking up on Sunday mornings when I’m at school. Be that as it may, I had planned for weeks to do my visit over spring break so that I would ...

     Alas, the time is upon us, spring break. The age-old college tradition: booking a getaway with 20 of your “closest friends,” basking in the Florida sun, embracing that golden glow and achieving peak happiness with a generous helping of intoxication. What could be better? Since a lot of us are broke college students I thought I would share some tips on how to enjoy your spring break without having to break your bank account.   Just Stay Home.       Yeah, I said it. The easiest way to save yourself money is to just stay home. No airport drama, no overpriced food, none of it.       I’ve decided I’m starting a new list now: Staycation Shenanigans: Mastering a Hilariously Unadventurous Spring Break! So here are some tips for the college student who’s too broke to go on spring break and will instead be enjoying the company of their family for the next week. Just because you’re stuck at home doesn’t mean life has to suck!...